mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

pukind:

> Karkat: Wallow in the disgusting miracle of life. 
I never could get to sleep, so I decided to finish this panel redraw (sorta?). Equius is the best part of this picture. 

pukind:

> Karkat: Wallow in the disgusting miracle of life. 

I never could get to sleep, so I decided to finish this panel redraw (sorta?). Equius is the best part of this picture. 

besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

(Source: awwww-cute)

sockleton:

how many number one movies in america can critics rave about at a time

I HATE MY LIFE MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE GOOD BYE

res0nare:

no i dont know how dresses work how could you tell

res0nare:

no i dont know how dresses work how could you tell

steamshade:

☾ Seadweller ancestors ☽

steamshade:

☾ Seadweller ancestors ☽

torsh19:

I don’t even like Fef all that much, I just like drawing her hair 

torsh19:

I don’t even like Fef all that much, I just like drawing her hair image

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud